Lunched it.
Kitted it.
Hemi-a-wrench.

"The candles were lit" ----> nitrous run

"Full blue bottle of Viagra" ---> fresh bottle of nitrous.

"gum bootin' her" ----> fast pass

"who needs a dip stick, I add oil when it stops leaking"

"horsepower sweat" ----> oil leaks.

"left like a dump truck" ----> soft leave.

One of my buddies bugs me about not getting out to the track much. My response "It only takes one pass a year to stay in front of you."

"Redlight King" ----> more red lights than green (aka me)

Run over the crankshaft

"third turd" taking off in third with a ramrod shifter, did that once when I was 19

Bullet - motor
Slug - piston

Sidestep the clutch - self explanatory

"Let er eat"..(means dont worry about anything and stay on the throttle.)

"Coked the plugs"..(fat nitrous tune showing black smoke during run)

"Sh?t the bed" ..lost it on poor performance

"Banged the limiter" ..over rev'ed.

"Bent the pedal" ..Beat him against all odds.

" put him on the bus " as in I won the round and the other guy is going home!

And the newest Drag Racing term staight from Antron Brown.

"My Fire Core Wires are keepin the cylinders lit!!!"

shootin' ducks.
ventilated the engine.
took a [Edited by Moparts - Family Friendly Site - Keep it clean].
car split it's spleen.
pink eye (.499 red)
configure the cabin for departure.
rattle the tires.
switching cylinders.
mixing 'em up (switching cylinders)
snatch (drive line lash)

I'm pregnant again...You better sell that good for nothing car of yours this time around. I'm tired of breast feeding and washing cloth diapers to save money only to have you put it in the car. I want Pablem and Pampers this time around.

" I was waiting for the train " Slow reaction time.
My personal favorite.

i've been thinking of "throwin the jug" at my little 340.

"mash the foot feed!" or "drop the hammer" (hit the go pedal)

It's a boozer (on alcohol)
first round runner up!
ice cream time! (lost at norwalk)
30 dollar hot dog (lost first round)
Handed him the stripe (give the opponent the stripe if you feel like you are going to break out)
Piperack (dragster)
engine on a stick (dragster)


Beep

Dummy Dust - oil dry powder
Cheese Line - buy back table
Period Correct - 10 second Hemi S/S pass
Dredging the Pond - Sandbagger slamming on the brakes on top end.

"Playing on the beach" heard this one after an import missed the first TWO turnoffs and ended up in the sand at Milan.

Spanked him bad(I never used it...my buddy does and I
still hate it)

crying section =
where first round runnerups go to see the rest of the race