Really Honkin On
I'll rattle your windows !

Car got stupid! (Out of shape or wouldn’t run the number)
Dumped the laundry ( opened parachute)
Couldn’t find the brake pedal (broke out)
Triple donuts ( .000 reaction time)
Needs some Bracket racing 101! ( broke out by way too much)
60 ft. clock = Honda finish line. ( They’re usually finished by 60 ft.)

Hind tars, pullin a wheelie,pop a wheelie, usually heard at the local drive ins or hang outs dump him, her. Cut his nuts off Huffer, and way to many other that I can't remember right now EDIT: tip the can(add more nitor) throw the lid in it (100 % nitro) Conned him into red lighting and more to come

reeled him in
we were door to door
we were bumper to bumper
I Got the hole-shot
he Belly Flopped (wheel stand that ends in smashed oil pan)
the Big Tire Boogy (waggling down the track on big tires)
Ridin' the Sticks (pulling the fronts off the pavement and riding down the track on the wheelie bars)
Sissy Sticks (wheelie Bars)
Skating down the track (all over the track from lack of traction. IE: usually small tire racing)
Blew the tires out on the launch (lost all traction and just spun on the launch)
Out the BackSide (coming across the finish line)
Lighting the Fires and Burning the Tires

Being around Imports and Street racing there's quite a few more I could add. But we'll leave those alone.

Couple of Aussie one's....

"Sucked his headlights out"

"Bag 'em up" (Burnout the tyres)

"Frying the rice" ( Dusting an import)

"Layed down a good run" - Good et, first to finish line.
"Cut the tree" - Great 60ft time, great reaction time.
"Smoked the tires" - Tire spin while leaving the line.
"Bulls-Eye" - Double 00 reaction time.
"Lifted" - Off the throttle before finish line/traps area.
"Top End charge" - Strong acceleration in upper RPM range in high gear, driving towards finish line.
"Big end" - Finish line/timer area.
"Fell off the Trailer" - Made a good et./60ft times on 1st pass (with a towed race vehicle).
"Put on the Trailer" - Lost race(s) or rounds, (usually for towed race vehicles).
"Traps" - timers before finish line (MPH/et)
"Sneakers" - Slicks.
"Holeshot" - Leaving starting line first, due BETTER reaction time but have slower et.
"Shutdown" - To slow vehicle down after finish line by idling/shutting motor off in neutral and braking.
OR - Defeating or losing to current champ of street racing and/or class racing at the strip.
"Red Light Bandit" - nickname dubbed to one of the most famous Pro Stock legends, Mr. Bill Bagshaw. He has been known for his lightning-quick
reaction times off the start. Upset a lot of racers with his "holeshots" and "tree-cutting"!!

I always like Mike Dunn's statement about really low (0.00X) reaction times..."He just did a lousy job of red-lighting".

Sleepin (lazy r/t)..Me lol
Fat 60' haha me again
It's not a chevy,so its slow.
Oh and the best was ..buy a chevy..hahaha
so i told him there like a--h---'s ..everyone's got one.

Parked it
Whomped him
Front dump
Dump
Spray n dump
Tagged him
Waxed his a$$
Gave it back
Quack
Ice skatting
Blowing the tires off

Here are a few from The Complete Book of Stock Bodied Drag Racing" I have in my library:

Dial-a-winner = The Mopar bushbutton trans
Typewriter = A Mopar pushbutton operated trans
Bent stovebolt = Chevy V-8
Banzai= An all-out run
Blinkey= The timing light at the finish line
Brain bucket = helmet
Buttons = Chrysler Corp. stock cars with a bushbutton operated trans
Carolina Stocker, Southern Stocker = A stock car running with illegal engine size or equipment
Cut a fat one = To run at top speed

Flexi -flyer = A long wheelbase dragster with built in flexibility which helps keep the wheels on strip
Flyboy = A weekend only drag racer
Gourd guard = A helmet
Seagull = Someone who complains constantly


Ragnar in Iceland


That book was published in 1970. What were you doing then?

Most terms I have heard are rated "R" So here are a few rated pg.

"Running Fat" (Fuel to rich)
"Going to Spank him" (whatever you think it means)
"Smack Down" (Lonnie knows best)
"Bitchen run" (Great Run)
"Double breakout" Both lying about your cars performance.
"Hung Over" (hanging out in the Mopar Mafia Racing pits)
"Put a foot in it" (Mash the gas)
"One in the Bag" (First Round Winner)
"Done for the Night" (Motor Blown up)
"Check my Pants" (got sideways)
"Put Her on the Wall" (Bad News)

Hanging the laundry- pulling the chute

Grab a lane pu*k(The Bird)
Black tracking
Nice Kill (as in chivy)

"Ran out of race track" Could not catch the winner.

" Battle of the bonus checks" Heard this one describe a Mercedes vs BMW match up.

"Looks like a car.....only smaller" Mazda GLC

"Dixie Chopper on crack!" Modified a.t.v..

" That's not the whine of your little sister!" The late Sean Leary describing a jet car.
WF

"Crop Dusting" - smoking or oiling the whole track.

"Crop Duster" - Harley's (old saying that sometimes still applies).

"Work Boots" - Slicks

"Beached Whale" - Chevy in the sand traps.

"Tot Lot" - 1/8 Mile track

"Full Pull" - A pass made by a slow car that is uncapped and sounds like a tractor.

"Cake Timer" - Throttle stop controller.

"Sleepy Pro" - Footbraker's (Pro class) nickname for the electronics class.

Cutting a light
driving the stripe
fender racing
looking at the clouds
back peddleing
riding the wall
blowing off or frying the tires
burning someone down
getting in someones' head
Pulled the pin(granade)

Junior dragster time = time to get a beer
tin top = door car/sedan

Other than the first couple, kind of our own lingo

Tatooed = Holeshot
In the marbles = got loose
Hello? McFly? = Slept at the light
Hemi Time = Reeled 'em in on the big end
pulled a Scotty (as in Richardson = spent more time in the run looking at the guy behind me making sure I didn't break out)
Went all WJ = either threw a tantrum or whined about losing (that one's copyrited )

chicken cooker - rotary engine japper


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